Bill Crawford
2006-03-08 17:14:56 UTC
...promising, but with an underlying "meh" factor.
That shouldn't even be POSSIBLE for this show just based on its
pedigree alone. Come on now...David Mamet and Shawn Ryan riding
herd on Dennis f'n Haysbert, Robert Patrick, Regina Taylor,
and...Scott Foley? Huh?
The basic premise: a super-covert special operations unit fights
the fights no one else can. The advanced premise: the loved ones
(wives) of the members of said unit (well, Unit) deal with being
the other women, after a fashion, in their husbands' lives. Okay,
fine, so it's _Desperate Housewives_ running into the Stony Man
action-novel series at about sixty. But it's MAMET and RYAN, so
what could go wrong?
Or, perhaps more accurately: why didn't it go more right?
Can't blame Dennis Haysbert. His character, Jonas Blane, is far
and away the take-charge asskicker who sells the universe of _The
Unit_. You can't blame Robert Patrick either, though his character
is more of the obligatory command-level REMF than at least I
expected. I can kind of point at Scott Foley's Unit newbie, Bob
Brown, and laugh a bit...but only a bit, since you HAVE to have
a newbie in a show like this. Mainly, it's not that he's a token
newbie to an elite unit--but that it's the guy from _Felicity_
with a gun. He never quite shakes that image here.
I REALLY can't blame Regina Taylor--DAMN if her Molly Blane's not
a thicker version of _The Shield_'s Claudette Wyms set on "a little
pissed," and she nearly sold the universe as hard as Jonas did.
No, I think I'd have to go with pointing a finger of blame at one
character: the utterly annoying Kim Brown (Audrey Marie Anderson).
She's the newbie for the other half of the show, the wives' part,
and she's...a bitch. Understandably so to some extent, now that
I'm NOT actually listening to her whine about moving boxes or taking
college classes off-base, but still enough of a bitch that you want
to see her take her lumps. (And NOT because she's sympathetic.)
The other blaming finger goes towards the A-story. It was very...
there. Not BAD, but not great either...it oddly felt rather paint-
by-numbers in places. New guy meets his bosses, new guy gets tested
under fire as the Unit--I'm deliberately not commenting on the name
here--deals with a terrorist hijacking in Idaho. Terrorists get
served, yadda yadda.
IN FRIGGING IDAHO. WTF?
The actual opening sequence of the pilot, where Jonas Blane and
some other Unit guys took out some sort of terrorist compound Over
There, was crackling and snappy...and how could you not love Dennis
Haysbert shooting a pack mule?...but the main hijacking story was
more minutiae and waiting and so on. Kind of like the pilot for
_Criminal Minds_. But, now that they've set up the basic rules of
the universe they can focus on screwing up the people who inhabit
it--and the show SHOULD benefit from it, if given the chance.
Having said that, though: while just about everybody involved is
deserving of a hit, perhaps most so the executive producers, I can
very easily see this show getting good press and still ending up
fading into Bolivian a la _Threshold_. I'm kind of expecting it,
really.
- bill, off to the showers
That shouldn't even be POSSIBLE for this show just based on its
pedigree alone. Come on now...David Mamet and Shawn Ryan riding
herd on Dennis f'n Haysbert, Robert Patrick, Regina Taylor,
and...Scott Foley? Huh?
The basic premise: a super-covert special operations unit fights
the fights no one else can. The advanced premise: the loved ones
(wives) of the members of said unit (well, Unit) deal with being
the other women, after a fashion, in their husbands' lives. Okay,
fine, so it's _Desperate Housewives_ running into the Stony Man
action-novel series at about sixty. But it's MAMET and RYAN, so
what could go wrong?
Or, perhaps more accurately: why didn't it go more right?
Can't blame Dennis Haysbert. His character, Jonas Blane, is far
and away the take-charge asskicker who sells the universe of _The
Unit_. You can't blame Robert Patrick either, though his character
is more of the obligatory command-level REMF than at least I
expected. I can kind of point at Scott Foley's Unit newbie, Bob
Brown, and laugh a bit...but only a bit, since you HAVE to have
a newbie in a show like this. Mainly, it's not that he's a token
newbie to an elite unit--but that it's the guy from _Felicity_
with a gun. He never quite shakes that image here.
I REALLY can't blame Regina Taylor--DAMN if her Molly Blane's not
a thicker version of _The Shield_'s Claudette Wyms set on "a little
pissed," and she nearly sold the universe as hard as Jonas did.
No, I think I'd have to go with pointing a finger of blame at one
character: the utterly annoying Kim Brown (Audrey Marie Anderson).
She's the newbie for the other half of the show, the wives' part,
and she's...a bitch. Understandably so to some extent, now that
I'm NOT actually listening to her whine about moving boxes or taking
college classes off-base, but still enough of a bitch that you want
to see her take her lumps. (And NOT because she's sympathetic.)
The other blaming finger goes towards the A-story. It was very...
there. Not BAD, but not great either...it oddly felt rather paint-
by-numbers in places. New guy meets his bosses, new guy gets tested
under fire as the Unit--I'm deliberately not commenting on the name
here--deals with a terrorist hijacking in Idaho. Terrorists get
served, yadda yadda.
IN FRIGGING IDAHO. WTF?
The actual opening sequence of the pilot, where Jonas Blane and
some other Unit guys took out some sort of terrorist compound Over
There, was crackling and snappy...and how could you not love Dennis
Haysbert shooting a pack mule?...but the main hijacking story was
more minutiae and waiting and so on. Kind of like the pilot for
_Criminal Minds_. But, now that they've set up the basic rules of
the universe they can focus on screwing up the people who inhabit
it--and the show SHOULD benefit from it, if given the chance.
Having said that, though: while just about everybody involved is
deserving of a hit, perhaps most so the executive producers, I can
very easily see this show getting good press and still ending up
fading into Bolivian a la _Threshold_. I'm kind of expecting it,
really.
- bill, off to the showers